NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE SUPERLATIVES

Runners Up:​

• ​"Suck my tongue!" ~ Face/Off

• "The bees! Not the bees!" ~ The Wicker Man

• "Bring me the big knife! I want to cut my throat!" ~ Moonstruck

• On his dad wardrobe: "This is...this is...sub-par." ~ The Family Man

Runners Up:

• Samuel L. Jackson, Amos & Andrew

• Hayden Christensen, Outcast

• Ron Perlman, Season Of The Witch

• Amber Heard, Drive Angry

Runners Up:

• John Malkovich, Con Air

• Ed Harris, The Rock

• Don Cheadle, The Family Man

• Sean Bean, National Treasure

Runners Up:

• Bathroom vodka chugging, Mandy

• Yelling in a manic voice and thrashing around in a hotel room after learning his boss wanted him dead, Deadfall

• "Not the bees!" freakout, The Wicker Man

• "Bring me the big knife!" suicide threats, Moonstruck

• Unloading on his wife about how awful his life is in the middle of a department store, The Family Man

Runners Up:

• Deadfall

• Mandy

• Next

• Bangkok Dangerous

Runners Up:

• Chainsaw battle, Mandy

• Cage as Travolta vs. Travolta as Cage (including self facial mutilation and death by spear gun), Face/Off

• Nic Cage's face vs. a deep fryer, Deadfall

• Fighting a jiu jitsu-wielding alien, Jiu Jitsu

Runners Up:

• Destroying half of downtown San Francisco during a car chase, The Rock

• Nic Cage. vs. his apartment furniture, Vampire's Kiss

• Caramelizing the Declaration of Independence, National Treasure

• Eye squint + topknot, Outcast

• ​Inexplicable prosthetic nose + horrible wig, Deadfall and Arsenal

Runners Up:

• Tiger shirt + manties, Mandy

• Plastic vampire teeth + 80's business suit, Vampire's Kiss

Runners Up:

• Speaking without opening his mouth, Deadfall and Arsenal

• Country-fried goodness, Con Air

• Gruff, bastardized British, Outcast

Runners Up:

• Nic Cage fetishizing a deaf Asian woman during the most awkward dinner ever, Bangkok Dangerous

• Nic and Angelina getting down in a car while being voyeurs, Gone In 60 Seconds

• Banging his brother's fiancee all the live-long day, Moonstruck

• Predatory lovemaking with Jessica Biel, Next

• Whole cast is drunk during filming, Ghost Rider

• ​Nic Cage is likely ON cocaine, Vampire's Kiss

Runners Up:

• Nic Cage chugging half a bottle of vodka on the toilet, Mandy

• Nic Cage snorting cocaine off a knife, Mandy

​Runners Up:

• Thicc thighs in manties, Mandy

• Baking that bread with one hand, Moonstruck

• Potentially CGI'd old man abs, Ghost Rider

• Singing opera in manties, The Family Man

• I refuse.

Runners Up:

• Grease mullet, Con Air

• Top knot, Outcast

• Dollar store bob wig, Deadfall and Arsenal

• Bedhead/electrocution hair, Moonstruck

• Being a suburban dad in a dead-end tire sales job with a bipolar wife and creepy children is better than being a Wall Street executive with a penthouse apartment having lots of casual sex ~ The Family Man

• The audience being asked to root for an exotic animals trader as he's up against an assassin and the loose animals that are killing a bunch of characters we don't care about ~ Primal

Runners Up:

• A bunch of personality disordered people are unfaithful to each other, but it all works out in the end ~ Moonstruck

• Drug-addled, cultural appropriating white saviors defeat a cruel Chinese emperor ~ Outcast

• The entire concept of the rapture ~ Left Behind

• Protagonists you couldn't care less about, Arsenal

• Racist white people neighborhood ~Amos & Andrew

Runners Up:

• Personality disordered, stereotypical NYC Italians ~ Moonstruck

• Creepy wife and creepy cult members ~Mandy

• Who are these people and what are they trying to accomplish again? ~ Jiu Jitsu

Runners Up:

• Castor Troy, Face/Off

• Red Miller, Mandy

• Joe, Bangkok Dangerous

• Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider