Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell

IMDB Synopsis

A giant bloodthirsty Easter bunny starts viciously killing the local townsfolk. When the Mayor refuses to act and the attacks grow more gruesome, the town finds its very survival in the hands of a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher.

IMDB Rating: 3.2/10

Our Rating: 8.6/10

Our Reviews:

In this brilliantly bad Easter-themed horror flick, a giant, hairless rat/rabbit that looks like it’s been dipped in toxic waste slowly picks off the population of a small Pennsylvania town as its surprisingly well-staffed animal control department attempts to figure out what’s going on. The death scenes are hysterically funny, with horrible acting and special effects, abrupt cuts, and the most ridiculous human screams I’ve ever heard. Between the bizarre screams and rampant nudity, Ian was probably spot on when he mused, “I wonder which Easton strip club they emptied out for their actresses in this flick.” This entire movie was awful/perfect, and I loved every second.

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The reason why Easter is a controversial holiday in the Allentown area of Pennsylvania is because no one outside of that part of the world took anyone seriously when the supposed legend of a giant shabby rabbit decapitating people was found out to not be a mere campfire story. It's not uncommon for hikers in the Delaware Water Gap to find whole human skulls and Wawa coffee cups inside giant round piles of feces. The monster's affinity for sex workers seems to be less by design than a mere demographic certainty.

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Definitely #1 in movies with taxidermy marionettes and extended scenes of big ol' boobies flopping around.

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Best side to side boob wiggling since Airplane!

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Cutting edge visual effects. A magnum opus of how special effects can become an integral part of the storytelling process.