Cherry 2000
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Oct 26, 2021
- 2 min read
IMDB Synopsis
In 2017, a successful businessman travels to the ends of the earth to find that the perfect woman is always under his nose. He hires a sexy renegade tracker to find an exact duplicate of his android wife.
IMDB Rating: 5.6/10
Our Rating: 5/10
Our Reviews:
In some sort of dystopian future we’re treated to a society where dopey-ass men spend their time trying to copulate with sex robots, including our main protagonist—who ends up shorting out his robot girlfriend after trying to bone down on the kitchen floor as the sink overflows with bubbles. He proceeds on a dangerous, elaborate journey to a lawless sector of society in the desert to try to find a replacement version of that specific robot girlfriend model, in which Melanie Griffith serves as his guide as they try to navigate all the psychotic, murderous weirdos living out there. There are some cool action stunts at first, but it quickly devolves into confusing nonsense where you can’t help but wonder how this dude’s sexual proclivities at all justify the body count that piles up in pursuit of a sex robot.
I think in 1987 we had a much different view for the future than we do now. For example, I think we can pretty safely say in 2021 that our high-end sex robots - the ones pricey enough to qualify under regular home insurance policies - are durable enough that they will not go completely haywire when exposed to some soap suds. I mean, just imagine the embarrassment on the engineers' faces at FuckBotCorp if that happened?
Therefore, much like if the U.S. had a sensible healthcare system the whole plot of Breaking Bad would have been nonsense, no one would need to enlist the help of Kroger-brand Furiosa to take you across a bandit-ridden desert hellscape to get you the same model of sentient Fleshlight.
This a much more accurate future than Stepford Wives.
Dude has this HUGE adventure due to the 2nd hottest sex robot. Can you imagine the movie if he lost the hottest one??
Just ... awful. Truly, spectacularly awful. Bad writing, bad acting, bad characters, bad everything. Nothing made sense, and not even in that "maybe it's just whacky art" David Lynch way.
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