Deadfall

IMDB Synopsis

When Joe loses his dad in a sting, he contacts his dad's twin, Lou, who has a major sting planned. Lou's helper feels threatened by Joe. Who's conning who?

IMDB Rating: 4/10

Our Rating: 8.4/10

Superlatives:

Best/Worst Costuming Choice: Inexplicable prosthetic nose + horrible wig

Our Reviews:

Best Nic Cage manic rant The movie should just be that 5 minute scene on loop.

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Nicolas Cage meets Nic "Cocaine" Cage meets David Lynch meets bad early 80's crime drama meets 70's sci-fi metal claw hand.

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This had so much promise because it featured one of the most out-to-lunch Nic Cage characters of all time and Kyle Reese as a protagonist, but went to absolute shit after Nic Cage met his fate at the hands of a deep fryer far too early in the movie.

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Anyone who knows me for real knows two things about me: 1. He likes an unhinged Nic Cage performance and 2. He's a sucker for prosthetic noses. Imagine my surprise when these things intersected AND there's a murder using a griddle! I had to call my doctor about my 4+ hour erection!

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I thought Eddie was going to be the most insane part of this movie, and I was very okay with that. But as I fill this out I'm having a recovered memory of a man... with crab claws for hands? Did this happen? Why was there a man with crab claws for hands?