Drive Angry

IMDB Synopsis

A vengeful father escapes from hell and chases after the men who killed his daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter.

IMDB Rating: 5.4/10

Our Rating: 9.2/10 (this one was a surprise upset!)

Superlatives:

Best Misogyny

Best Fight Scene: Mid-Coitus Shootout

Best/Worst Love Scene: Mid-Coitus Gun Battle

Our Reviews:

Amber Heard is there for some reason. Driving and being angry is not super relevant to the plot. I don't know what the plot is. Nic Cage murders some people while his dick is in a lady.

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Did Nic Cage drive angry? Sure. Did he do absolutely everything in this movie angry? Yes, and I mean 'everything' in this movie. That said, I left this movie very happy.

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Listen. This movie is dumb as fuck and distressingly misogynistic. Monumentally so. But I loved it, and if you talk badly about it I will domestically abuse you and then smear your reputation in public like the leading lady in this film, Amber Heard.

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I loved this movie so much I barely remember anything about it. I was basically hopping up and down on my butt and clapping like a baby whose teeth haven't come in yet and has just been presented with a giant bowl of pudding. This film decided to blend a sex AND gunfight scene into one without skimping on either. It was at this point I knew I was witnessing the greatest triumph in modern cinema, and certainly the apex for characters named Milton.

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So much delightful nonsense. Nic Cage having sex during a gunfight without pulling out is a real mood.