Moonstruck
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2020
IMDB Synopsis
Loretta Castorini, a bookkeeper from Brooklyn, New York, finds herself in a difficult situation when she falls for the brother of the man she has agreed to marry.
IMDB Rating: 7.1/10
Our Rating: 7.4/10
Our Reviews:
A bunch of Italian-New Yorker stereotypes personality disorder at each other, and somehow everyone's cool with it in the end.
Nic Cage's character LOST. HIS. HAND. Oh... eh! Basta already! It'sa da Nic Cage sweat in da oven that'a make'a his bread taste'a so gouda!
Two brothers put a feud behind them by becoming eskimo brothers via Cher. People in NYC be fuckin'!
'eeeeeeey! Let's-a get-ta the Armenian lady who'sa married to the guy who died-a in-na the car-a crash-a and make-a the movie about the mental illness and the family dysfunction-a! PASTA FAZOOL!
Cher should get her psychological problems looked into. Nic Cage freaks out on her aggressively, threatens suicide, is completely untethered from reality, keeps gesturing at his wooden hand, and after what couldn't possibly be more than 2 hours' worth of time together she's like, "I want this in my vag." Girl, have some self respect
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