National Treasure
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2020
IMDB Synopsis
A historian races to find the legendary Templar Treasure before a team of mercenaries.
IMDB Rating: 6.9/10 (Nice)
Our Rating: 5.2/10
Superlatives:
Most Unrealistic Nic Cage Love Interest: Diane Kruger
Our Reviews:
Nic Cage mansplains his way into Diane Kruger's panties.
The first time I saw this movie, I was drunk on wine and watching it in a French hotel room with no dubbing or subtitles, so between my inebriation and sub-par memory of high school French class I only understood every couple of words. Did I understand it better upon a second viewing in my native language? No. No I did not.
And this whole time people thought the English were the worst thieves of cultural artifacts from Egypt!
Honestly, I fell asleep most of the way through this one so I'll just assume Nic found Curly's Gold after all.
No matter how many times I'm reminded of what happens in this movie, I can never seem to remember the plot. Something about the constitution?
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