Primal
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2020
IMDB Synopsis
Frank's caught wildlife in the Brazilian jungle incl. a 400 lbs. white jaguar. He ships it on the same ship as an arrested assassin. The assassin breaks free and frees the animals.
IMDB Rating: 4.9/10
Our Rating: 5.2/10
Our Reviews:
Am I supposed to like the illegal exotic animal smuggler?
I like cats. The fact that this movie did not have enough budget to make the white Jaguar in this movie the main character to kill everyone and eventually figure out a way to get the ship back to the port it left -- returning the property and itself to the wild -- is an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions.
Honestly, I was so distracted by Famke Janssen's wriggity-wrecked facial fillers for most of this movie that I probably missed out on half the plot. Assuming there was a plot.
Surely the role that landed Cage his upcoming portrayal of unscrupulous zookeeper Joe Exotic, this movie will have you asking, "What?"
WHAT WAS WITH THAT BITCH'S WIG. THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT WIG TO BE THERE
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