Raw Force
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Oct 26, 2021
- 2 min read
IMDB Synopsis
A group of martial arts students are en route to an island that supposedly is home to the ghosts of martial artists who have lost their honor. A Hitler lookalike and his gang are running a female slavery operation on the island as well. Soon, the two groups meet and all sorts of crazy things happen which include cannibal monks, piranhas, zombies, and more!
IMDB Rating: 5.4/10
Our Rating: 6.4/10
Our Reviews:
This movie is my 2021 version of Lake Michigan Monster, in which everyone else loved it and I couldn’t stand it. I want to preface this summary by saying that this description is going to make it sound way more enjoyable than it actually was. Basically, there’s some island off the coast of China where cannibal monks are buying kidnapped sex workers to eat and/or use to summon zombie warriors. A group of Very 80’s People composed of women in tube tops and men wearing overalls with no shirt underneath takes a pleasure cruise to said island on what appears to be a rusting fishing boat that has a wood-paneled interior made to look like your mom’s basement. During transit the movie spends 25+ minutes focused on the irrelevant side plot of passengers getting wasted and trying to fuck each other, I guess as an excuse to show as much boob and bush as possible. Most of these people die in a fire, and the rest end up shipwrecked on the island anyway. Then they have to fight off the cannibal monks and zombie warriors using martial arts skills they apparently have which are never fully explained. If any of the characters in this movie had any redeeming qualities, or if they had spent even half the time on basic sound editing and cinematography as they did on cramming in misogyny, violence against women and nudity for nudity’s sake, it might’ve been moderately entertaining. As it stands, Raw Force gets a :| from me.
The reason why you should never go on booze cruises with people in their 20's isn't just because of the chlamydia and the bartenders who look like Gallagher doing a Warwick Davis impression, it's also because you can potentially end up marooned on an island with - and I'm drawing on memory here - ashy ninjas?
It's like someone looked into my head whenever I say I plan on retiring to a cheap island.
Sex & Spaghetti will be the name of my Italian restaurant slash brothel.
A bunch of men in too-high pants try to kick their way to an island of women-eating zombie monks while ... eating spaghetti. Or something.
Featuring: A truly astonishing amount of boobs.
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