Tammy And The T-Rex
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Oct 26, 2021
- 2 min read
IMDB Synopsis
An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael, a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy.
IMDB Rating: 5.2/10
Our Rating: 9.6/10
Our Reviews:
This movie took all of the most promising elements of other movies we’ve watched like The VelociPastor, ThanksKilling and Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark (e.g. a man turning into a dinosaur and having a romance with a human woman, a human/animal hybrid slaughtering teenagers, and bumbling evil scientists) and elevated it to cinematic perfection. After getting beaten and left for dead by Denise Richards’ psycho ex-boyfriend—who looks like if the cast of Point Break put their DNA into a cup and mixed it with Tide Pods—Paul Walker’s brain gets removed by evil scientists and placed into an animatronic T-Rex. He proceeds to murder a bunch of teenagers and continue his romance with Denise Richards before things go sideways and the police come after him. In addition to the most utterly hysterical use of stumpy T-Rex arms I’ve ever seen, this movie features Denise Richards’ best acting performance of all time.
Tammy and the T-Rex is the story Shakespeare was trying to write when he penned Romeo and Juliet but his imagination was limited by the technology of his time, which I believe was mostly leech-based in that century. Boy meets girl, girl has shitty ex-bf who is definitely too old for her, ex and new boy duel to no clear winner, new boy is later killed by ex-bf but is preserved by placing his brain in an animatronic t-rex, said t-rex murders many people in their town including the ex-bf.
"Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight, for I ne'er saw beauty until Denise Richards performed a striptease for a brain with eyes in a jar."
I don't think there is a better teenage love story movie out there.
This is the backstory to why Bernie Lomax was killed.
Look. This movie was amazing. Can I remember any details besides the perfectly shitty t-rex arm gloves? No. Can I give you a general synopsis of what the plot was? Also no.
I would watch this again enthusiastically any time.
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