ThanksKilling 3
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2020

IMDB Synopsis
Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2".
IMDB Rating: 2.9/10
Our Rating: 5/10
Superlatives:
Most Confusing Use of Monsters: ThanksKilling 3 going meta
Best Use of Puppetry: Rapping grandma
Best Use of Gratuitous Boob
Our Reviews:
Oh, you didn’t think they’d make a sequel? They did. And they skipped straight to the third one. I couldn’t figure out whether I was too drunk to figure out the plot of this one or whether it was just that absurd, but I do remember a man in colonial attire and a powdered wig interacting mostly with a variety of puppets against the murderous turkey in some kind of acid trip, meta spin on the ThanksKilling universe.
An imperfect film.
How did I get here? Where is my passport? Why is my mouth full of puppet wig hair? Why am I still hungry? Is there a bullet left in the chamber? Did I turn the stove off before I left? These are all questions.
This was worse than the first.
Trying to review this movie is hard because 1. it's nearly perfect and 2. it's not really a film so much as it is a collection of really great ideas. Featuring our hero the Shitty Rubber Turkey from the first installment in the franchise, this film adds puppets, gerontological hip-hop, and what appears to be somewhere in the order of 7 pints of pure lysergic acid diethylamide to an already winning formula.
Excellent use of mixed-visual-media. Hopefully, ThanksKilling 4 will have some stop motion boobs/turkey sex.
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