The Family Man
- lindsaybjerregaard
- Dec 22, 2020
- 1 min read
Updated: Dec 29, 2020
IMDB Synopsis
A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife.
IMDB Rating: 6.8/10
Our Rating: 5/10
Our Reviews:
Are you a happy, rich, successful, well-liked, friendly and content person with a fulfilling job and a healthy sex life who is happily living your best life and being a good person? Too fucking bad. A convenience store robbing angel is gonna fuck your shit up until you're rambling at an ex from 13 years ago about how you have 2 kids and a minivan together.
A fun movie about Stockholm syndrome and how communists can use it on New York capitalists (presumably only the ones with a heart like Nic Cage's character) to ruin their lives. Of course, they would first have to convince Don Cheadle to use his god-like powers to accomplish this, but as the movie highlights, Cheadle will do anything to someone for $200, as long as the person he is doing it to doesn't want it to happen and has no idea what he is talking about.
This movie left me with a lot of unanswered questions. Why did Don Cheadle's character Scrooge him after he did something moderately heroic and charitable? Why did Tea Leoni dance like a fucking psycho in the shower? Did he ever bang the horny redhead neighbor?
It's like my dad always told me, "Don't ever intervene if someone robs a clerk. You might end up like me with a kid in the suburbs WHO DISAPPOINTS ME."
A movie clearly not written by a woman.
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