WolfCop

IMDB Synopsis

As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan.

IMDB Rating: 5.6/10

Our Rating: 6.6/10

Our Reviews:

Take the plot of Robocop and cross it with a werewolf story involving evil Canadian shapeshifters with a sprinkling of bestiality porn and you’ve got WolfCop. The protagonist is an alcoholic cop in a small Canadian town who’s already uncomfortably hairy—the dude’s beard stubble is literally almost up to his eyeballs—and then he gets transformed into a werewolf. The first transformation scene is one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen on film, complete with his dick literally molting off to make way for a werewolf dick, and he ends up slipping and sliding around a bar’s bathroom floor in the chunks of his own bloody, molted genitals. The middle part where he’s just wrecking the shit out of convenience store robbers, biker gangs, etc. is really entertaining, but it gets totally lost after that.

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We all know big-city American cops are getting all the headlines these days for reasons not worth mentioning, but small town Canadian cops are deeply unappreciated for keeping the peace despite their crippling alcohol problems, depression, and advanced stage lycanthropy. I'm sure they felt very seen after this film.

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The start of the greatest movie franchise to come out of Canada.

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This is a great prequel to the best WolfCop movie.

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Violent, gory, and with more bestiality than I expected (read: some).